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officialunitedstates:

bombing:

the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

alilnugget:

Wow the nerve these moms have… Taking their children to the park.. I’m trying to smoke drugs here god

relahvant:

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette